The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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