Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
