White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
