Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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