Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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