I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Is it penis luge time yet?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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