He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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