Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So many bounce houses so little time
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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