Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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