It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
