Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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