i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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