You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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