i don't like sucking hair
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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