I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They are going to name an STD after you.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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