just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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