i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This is my gift to your gina
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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