i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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