so explain again why im purple
no
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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