the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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