Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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