It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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