I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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