I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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