Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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