I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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