I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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