Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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