Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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