Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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