Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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