My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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