I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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