I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
