It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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