I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Randomize