Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

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(212): View more from New York

I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.

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(480): View more from Arizona

naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor

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(309): View more from Illinois

So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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(909): View more from California

I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar

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