I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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