dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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