so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
