I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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