He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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