She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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