just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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