Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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