Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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