it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I will pee on everything he values.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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