Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
