it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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