if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Boobs are out for the taking
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
