Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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