So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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