guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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